Lindsay Lohan Is Having A Baby
In case you didn't know, you're alive during one of the most important and consequential historical shifts of our lifetimes: the "Lohanaissance."
It's essentially like the Renaissance but Lindsay Lohan related, because she's thriving.
Last year, Lindsay got a deal with Netflix.
Lindsay Lohan will star in a new romantic comedy about a newly engaged and spoiled hotel heiress who finds herself in the care of a handsome, blue-collar lodge owner and his precocious daughter after getting total amnesia in a skiing accident
Then she got engaged.
They got married last summer.
Her Netflix Christmas movie was a big hit.
And she just seems like she's in a really good place.
lindsay lohan is glowing
2022 was an incredible year for her.
And 2023 is shaping up to be even better.
Lindsay is pregnant.
She made the announcement on her Instagram with the caption "We are blessed and excited! 🙏🤍👶🍼"
And nope, this doesn't appear to be a fake pregnancy announcement like that one time in 2013 (lol).
Congrats to Lindsay!
And congrats to us for being able to witness the LOHANAISSANCE firsthand!
